David Gray Caption Contest

David Gray is coming back to town and will be performing at Grand Ole Opry House on June 30th.  Lightning 100 wants to hook you up with tickets to the show and all you need to do is leave a comment on the picture to the left.  If you get creative with your response, you could win two tickets to the show!  Click here to visit our concert calendar to buy tickets!

WINNER: “Sorry about the mess… but my tour rider specifically said NO BLUE M&M’S!” – Angie


62 Responses to “David Gray Caption Contest”

  1. Joey says:

    I told ‘em if they asked me to play “babylon” one more time I’d lose my cool…

  2. Gena says:

    I said shaken NOT stirred!

  3. Jeff says:

    Life in Slow Motion…in a world that’s lost its meaning.

  4. Ashley says:

    So….yeah, sorry about the mess….thanks for having me over, Ray LaMontagne….um, next time, tell Lightning 100 to tone down your airplay.

  5. DanielleB says:

    No one would have guessed that David Gray would be on the next new episode of ‘Hoarders’

  6. Hannah says:

    David Gray,
    I love the way you say… what my heart feels every day.
    If i could see your show, and watch you play.
    Boy would I be happy today.

  7. Fred says:

    “David Gray crosses the line”

  8. Carter says:

    I feel like starting a fire. Anyone got a match?

  9. Justin says:

    What do you mean you don’t have Guinness……?

  10. Drew says:

    David Gray graces the cover of the newest Dilapidated Apartments Monthly, commenting inside that sitting in chairs is for “the Biebers of the world.”

  11. Aaron says:

    I told Ray LaMontagne that only one of us was making it back to Nashville alive..

  12. Danielle says:

    Whiplash and broken chairs…Ok, ok. Maybe I do need to control my head-bobbing…

  13. Adam says:

    Is this what it looked like in Babylon?

  14. Jennifer says:

    Morpheus, is it too late to take the blue pill???

  15. Wade says:

    Why does going out for “One Drink” never end that way?

  16. Donna Campbell says:

    Ummm, Charlie Sheen was here?

  17. Rick Burgoyne says:

    Where d’it all go wrong
    My friday night enfant

  18. Alison Brown says:

    Kid Rock ain’t got nothing on me!!!

  19. Timbo says:

    “SO, You Looking At Me ????”

  20. Meredith says:

    Destruction is in the eye of the beholder. I’d call it sophisticated disarray.

  21. Anna says:


  22. Joel Meredith says:

    Faaaak! Where’s the paracetamol?

  23. Fulk’in El Man….tables, chairs and twats.

  24. Lauren says:

    I was looking for my guitar pick when things got ugly. Sigh, I guess I’ll have to pay for the damages. “Who wants an autographed guitar pick?” Let’s see. Now where did I put that thing?

  25. Andrew N says:

    Weary if not for melody; as my music is the phoenix which arises from life thrashing at my soul…

  26. Shari says:

    hmmmm … really?

  27. Steph says:

    Where’s Victoria?

  28. DF says:

    What’s this? You call this a beer?! Where’s the two inches of head on this thing? Crikey!!!

  29. Lori says:

    Even sensitive boys have a wild side. Who says I’m not rock ‘n’ roll?

  30. jackie says:

    Me in a suit…it just isn’t me and now MY life is a mess.

  31. Lori says:

    It was only the wine talking . . . only the wine.

  32. Brandon says:

    What I look like, a charity case?!? I THREW IT ON THE GROOUUNNNNNDD!!! I don’t need your handouts! I’m an adult!

  33. Wade says:

    This guy didn’t come to my last concert.

  34. Kristin says:

    It was only the wine

  35. Leigh says:

    I thought I said NOT to invite Naomi Campbell or Russell Crowe. Sigh.

  36. Matthew says:

    Y’merican bloaks have lost ya nerve; forgotten what rock ego is all about: smashed up hotel rooms!

    Looks like another American tour is called for.

  37. Arlene says:

    Look who’s back in town…on to the next Nashville party!

  38. Jeff says:

    So ya think you can top that?

  39. Gary Henry says:

    C’mon David, everything is cool! Let’s have another beer!

  40. Amy says:

    So What? You gonna do somethin about it?

  41. james rickman says:

    I am getting so restless..I can’t wait until I get back to nashville. I need my LIGHTNING 100 fix now. Love the lightning!!!

    [WORDPRESS HASHCASH] The poster sent us ‘0 which is not a hashcash value.

  42. Ward says:

    It’s only the wine talkin’. Only the wine.

  43. Sarah H. says:

    Where IS that bloody guitar pick?!?!?

  44. Aaron Long says:

    It’s true… I am immovable and unstoppable.

  45. Brett H. says:

    I thought the Ryman’s green room could use a remodeling.

  46. Steve Lee says:

    This seems like a sanitary doctors office… Lasik yeah!

  47. Steve Lee says:

    I love paying 40k for a photo shoot. Danny Clinch is a genius.

  48. Steve Lee says:

    For the last time. Last thing I remember was some band was performing an acapella version of “Soul Sister” and I blacked out.

  49. Steve Lee says:

    So…. this isn’t Bath and Bodyworks??

  50. Stephanie says:

    One Life. One David Gray.

  51. Michelle says:

    Guess I’m not in Babylon anymore…A moment can change everything…

  52. Carol says:

    That was fun!

  53. Justin says:

    “will you teach me how to dougie?”

  54. Daniel Beasley says:

    Like a real Fugitive breaking all things stable while leaving the alcohol in perfect working condition #livingwhatyousing

  55. Sarah says:

    God, trashing a bar can really hurt your neck.

  56. didi sheen says:

    Album Title: Disguised

  57. Sorry about the mess… but my tour rider specifically said NO BLUE M&M’S!

  58. Kristin M Costanzo says:

    Call me a dandy again and the lamp’s gonna get it!

  59. Glynne Blackwell says:

    David Gray-1
    Chuck Norris- 0

  60. dwayne says:

    So… is it safe to say this year’s love didn’t last?

  61. I swear it looked like this when I got here. It, uh…it definitely wasn’t me.

  62. Kristin Kovach says:

    My repressed anger is what keeps my songs so mellow and my chairs so broken.