Caption Contest: The Avett Brothers

The Avett Brothers will be in town on October 28th to perform at Bridgestone Arena with Social Distortion.  Want to win tickets to the show?  Leave a caption below and you could win tickets!

Winning Caption:

Puebla, Puebla, take me in…are you aware of the shape I’m in? My hands, they shake, my head it spins…Tequila oh man, you’ve done me in… – Matthew

286 Comments

286 Responses to “Caption Contest: The Avett Brothers”

  1. amy says:

    come at us, bro

  2. Jenny Easterling says:

    It’s not the size of the hat that matters… it’s which hat that the Pretty Girl From Nashville digs the most.

  3. Jeremy D says:

    Well, By God, Thats a lovely shade of Damn It!

  4. jeff williams says:

    Did you know that the avett brothers started out as a mariachi band called senore Scotty and and the bean burrito brothers

  5. Jeremy D says:

    Well, by God …That is a lovely shade of Damn It!

  6. haroldmercer says:

    badges?

  7. Amanda says:

    “We ain’t bashful and we’re headed to Nashville!!”

  8. emily says:

    ……they told us it was a costume party….?!?!

  9. Josh W. says:

    I got tickets….don’t give them to me but someone who hasn’t ever seen them. Praing for Bob’s situation everyday.

  10. Elizabeth says:

    Yo, we’re just chillin’.

  11. Allie says:

    Global economists are still unsure as to whether the USA is going to enter into a “double-dip” recession. The Avett Brothers have been known to play it safe, though. We’re glad to announce that they have just graduated with distinction form a mariachi band training program based in Mexico City, and intend to play traditional Mexican music in area Mazatlan’s should the demand for their music slow down in these rough economic times. The entire Lightning 100 Family hopes that the Avett brothers career will prosper for many years to come.

  12. sam s says:

    Ya know, living in the garage ain’t so bad…it’s way better than living in my parents basement!
    What should we do now, play some more video games or watch the Star Wars Marathan!

  13. Caitlin C. says:

    Well, THAT happened…

  14. Nerissa says:

    Big boys and their toys.

  15. Paige says:

    It was then the boys decided Joe’s house was no longer suitable for band practice.

  16. Fred says:

    “Why does our manager keep booking these shows at costume shops?”

  17. bo peep says:

    Grab your holsters and spurs, it’s Howdy Doody time!

  18. Brett Baker says:

    Los Pollos Hermanos!

  19. Tim Hibbs says:

    In an effort to strengthen their fan bases in Mexico, Panama & Texas, the Avett Brothers make questionable choices in chapeaus.

  20. Lauren says:

    I can’t stop Kick Drummin my Heart!!!!!!