Caption Contest: The Avett Brothers

The Avett Brothers will be in town on October 28th to perform at Bridgestone Arena with Social Distortion.  Want to win tickets to the show?  Leave a caption below and you could win tickets!

Winning Caption:

Puebla, Puebla, take me in…are you aware of the shape I’m in? My hands, they shake, my head it spins…Tequila oh man, you’ve done me in… – Matthew

286 Comments

286 Responses to “Caption Contest: The Avett Brothers”

  1. Bill says:

    The Avett Brothers Flea Market Booths & Funny Hats Tour 2011

  2. LisaK says:

    This is what happens when you lose a bet while drunk.

  3. amanda says:

    “Indubitably, good sir.” and other important words and what have you..

  4. Richard says:

    You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!

  5. Holt Gardner says:

    The “Deported”. Simpler times with old friends. The Avett Brothers: Nashville Holloween Show.

  6. Kate Cywinski says:

    I hate skinny jeans, but the Avett Brothers perform so well, I can let it slide.

  7. Jonathan Brown says:

    …and then we raped the horses and road off on women…

  8. Chalice says:

    Hurray for ankle clevage!

  9. Katie says:

    “We want you to score brownie points with your fiance.”

  10. Dylan says:

    Scott: “DANE!”
    Dane: “What?”
    Scott: “You said this picture was supposed to be a serious one, but my red pants ruin the whole thing. Now all the people in Nashville will think I’m silly.”

  11. Holt Gardner says:

    Get “deported” back to simpler times with old friends. The Avett Brothers

  12. Tom Woodard says:

    Sombreros & Big Feet

  13. Matt says:

    Love their style and would love a pair of tickets to the show!

  14. Stacey Minchey says:

    If you give me my socks back , you can have the robot

  15. kim says:

    “aye yi yi yi…we are the Music Banditos! We love making music, oh yes, we do! We love making music and playing for you” (sung to the tune of the Fritos commercial from the 70s

  16. Jessie says:

    “We’re talkin’ Halloween ‘stumes. We’re talkin’ ‘Tombstone.’ We’re talkin’ Curly Bill…Wyatt Earp…and I see you Doc Holiday. Boom.” – Annual Nashville Halloween Show: Because Mummies Again Just Won’t Cut It.

  17. Beth says:

    The Avett Brothers invade Katy K’s Ranch Dressing.

  18. DeAnna says:

    In a basement near you!