Caption Contest: Wanda Jackson

Excited about the grand opening of Marathon Music Works on November 19th?  If you didn’t already get your tickets by voting in our Name Your Venue contest, we’ve got another chance for you to win tickets to the grand opening featuring the queen of rock, Wanda Jackson!  Leave a comment* on the photo in this post and you could win tickets!  Click here to purchase tickets.


Winning Comment: Give me my haircut back or else! – Tommy

Photo by  Aaron Bleyaert


18 Responses to “Caption Contest: Wanda Jackson”

  1. Katy says:

    Hot Dog, that made me mad!!

  2. Tracy says:

    Wanda: “Jack, are you trying to say this isn’t my natural hair color?”

  3. SweetT says:

    “Errrr, Jack time you wear your puuuny pink and clash with my RaViShInG red, you’ll get to meet my velvet covered brick-of-a-fist!”

  4. Bill says:

    While on Conan, the mention of Wanda’s upcoming show at the much anticipated Grand Opening of Marathon Music Works in Nashville was brought up…Wanda told Jack, “you’ll mistake me for Loretta if you don’t show up to play guitar while I’m in town because you don’t wanna eat a meal that’s called Fist City!”

  5. Tommy Wilson says:

    Give me my haircut back or else!

  6. Tim says:

    “My fist is about to tour with your face…”

  7. Tim says:

    “I’m fixin’ to produce a record on your FACE boy!”

  8. Tim R. says:

    “I’m fixin to produce a record on YOU boy!”

  9. Tim Rowland says:

    “I’m fixin’ to produce YOU boy!”

  10. Mark says:

    The only place you’re goin’, Jack White, is to the moon!

  11. Emily says:

    “I know you’re divorced now, but Jack, it’s not gonna happen.”

  12. Ray says:

    If I see your face at the occupy protests again, I’ll clobber you.

  13. Linda says:

    “One of these days Jack….POW right in the kisser”

  14. Tina Barnett says:

    “Jack, I dated Elvis, he was a frind of mine and you sir are no Elvis Presley”. Conan “It took me 3 weeks to learn how to balance this ball”

  15. Mr Frenchbo says:

    You’re a “Mean Mean Man!”

  16. Fujiyama Mama says:

    This is for you trying to overshadow me during my Third Man Records performance.

  17. Eric says:

    “Jack, this is long overdue since you pulled the plug on the White Stripes!”

  18. Katy P. says:

    Yeah Jack, I wanna punch Gingers in the face too!!