Excited about the grand opening of Marathon Music Works on November 19th? If you didn’t already get your tickets by voting in our Name Your Venue contest, we’ve got another chance for you to win tickets to the grand opening featuring the queen of rock, Wanda Jackson! Leave a comment* on the photo in this post and you could win tickets! Click here to purchase tickets.
Winning Comment: Give me my haircut back or else! – Tommy
Photo by Aaron Bleyaert
Hot Dog, that made me mad!!
Wanda: “Jack, are you trying to say this isn’t my natural hair color?”
“Errrr, Jack White..next time you wear your puuuny pink and clash with my RaViShInG red, you’ll get to meet my velvet covered brick-of-a-fist!”
While on Conan, the mention of Wanda’s upcoming show at the much anticipated Grand Opening of Marathon Music Works in Nashville was brought up…Wanda told Jack, “you’ll mistake me for Loretta if you don’t show up to play guitar while I’m in town because you don’t wanna eat a meal that’s called Fist City!”
Give me my haircut back or else!
“My fist is about to tour with your face…”
“I’m fixin’ to produce a record on your FACE boy!”
“I’m fixin to produce a record on YOU boy!”
“I’m fixin’ to produce YOU boy!”
The only place you’re goin’, Jack White, is to the moon!
“I know you’re divorced now, but Jack, it’s not gonna happen.”
If I see your face at the occupy protests again, I’ll clobber you.
“One of these days Jack….POW right in the kisser”
“Jack, I dated Elvis, he was a frind of mine and you sir are no Elvis Presley”. Conan “It took me 3 weeks to learn how to balance this ball”
You’re a “Mean Mean Man!”
This is for you trying to overshadow me during my Third Man Records performance.
“Jack, this is long overdue since you pulled the plug on the White Stripes!”
Yeah Jack, I wanna punch Gingers in the face too!!