KD Lang caption contest

k.d. Lang & the Siss Boom Bang will be performing at Ryman Auditorium on October 3rd.  Do you have your tickets to her show yet?  Leave a comment below on the picture of k.d. Lang on the right and you could win two tickets to the show!  Click here to buy tickets to the show!


WINNING QUOTE : When I asked for a new amplifier…this WASN’T what I meant!!! Good one guys!!!!  – Jillian Dawe


74 Responses to “KD Lang caption contest”

  1. Sarah says:


  2. Ben says:

    “Do i have something in my teeth?!?!”

  3. Kimberly Beasley says:


  4. mark says:


  5. clyde bradford says:

    “Can You Hear Me Now?”

  6. 4mlynn says:

    “I’d walk through the snow barefoot” to see this concert

  7. chris says:

    I wish everyone would stop saying that Chely Wright is the first openly gay country music singer!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Tina Carlton says:

    Shout it Loud KD….Tina is your biggest fan in NASHVILLE!!!! And…..she can’t afford tickets.

  9. Gerry Schmidt says:

    If there was a little hair around this thing, I’d feel right at home!

  10. barbara carter says:

    Can you hear me…. NOW?

  11. Bianca says:

    Yes KD, I can hear you here in BRAZIL!

  12. jon says:

    Saw her in ’85 @ CBGB, awesome performer!

  13. Jade says:

    Honky Tonk Angels Unite!

  14. Pamela says:

    Sing It Madly

  15. When I asked for a new amplifier…this WASN’T what I meant!!! Good one guys!!!!

  16. Mark says:

    Yeah! it’s new, it’s tobacco-less cigarettes!!!!

  17. kp says:

    I said, “Sing it loud!”

  18. Eric Stroud says:

    “Hear ye, hear ye! Joe Pisapia is the Man!”

  19. JK says:

    Good thing this conical hat has a hole in the top to accommodate my extremely tall lesbian hair!!

  20. Cat says:

    When Fido’s listed “bottomless cup of coffee” on their menu they meant it, literally!

  21. Becky says:

    “Hallelujah, Hallelujah…”

  22. Joyce says:

    If this singing gig doesn’t pan out, I just might try directing.

  23. Christie says:

    I’m a BIG BONED GAL!…and proud of it!

  24. Franchesa says:

    Me and Big Kenny Alphin are in a yelling match
    Hey Y’all Nashvillian’s I am number one !
    Look at my pinkie and say KD Lang is #1:)
    Big Kenny we Love Every Body and this is the way to
    tell them. Yee Haw!

  25. Jason Goforth says:

    “HEY LADIESSSSSS”…. or “GIMMIE AN S! GIMMIE AN I ! GIMMIE A SSSSSssss! & BOOM BANG ! ! ! ! “…. or “Lex… hey Lex… yeah… trim that beard bro”

  26. Katie Folk says:

    Upon experiencing firsthand the Ryman’s renowned acoustics, a giddy k.d. lang traded in six amps and eight PA speakers for an always-classic lampshade megaphone.

  27. Katie Folk says:

    Upon experiencing firsthand the Ryman Auditorium’s renowned acoustics, a giddy k.d. lang traded in one microphone, six amps, and eight PA speakers for an always-classic lampshade megaphone.

  28. Marc Primeau says:

    Fans were thrilled that a jetlagged k.d. lang at least remembered to unplug something for her unplugged encore at the Ryman – even if it was her dressing room lamp.

  29. Gladys says:

    Must have been drank to much moonshine,why else use a lampshade for a megaphone!

  30. Jim says:


  31. Peggy Murphy says:

    Hey you in the 3rd row, this is not the Tom Jones show. Put them back on please.

  32. Peggy Murphy says:

    Hey you in the 3rd row, need any help taking the undies off you’re planning on throwing at me?

  33. Amanda Rushing says:

    “Hey Nashville, I’m yelling GAY!!!!”

  34. Shelly says:

    Hey Patsy – I’m coming home!

  35. kp says:

    The Siss Boom Bang kicks a$$

  36. Margaret Staples says:

    I’ll be your k-daddy, y’all.

  37. Marianne says:

    So happy to Sing It Loud for ya’ll folks!

  38. Julie Sanders says:

    Can you hear me now?!

  39. Dennis says:

    “Hey, WRLT! I’d rather have 2 tix to see my old buddy, Elvis Costello & The Imposters, at The Ryman on Sept. 25, eh?!?!”

  40. Shelly says:

    Hey Nashville – Big boned gals rock!

  41. Lori says:

    Woooo Hoooooo! Wind tunnel… Look @ my hair.

  42. Jamie says:

    “I wanna shout it to the world! I LOVE NASHVILLE!!!!” (singing)

  43. amy fisher says:

    I’m a L…..L…..L Lawrence Welk Fan

  44. Melissa says:

    Happiness AMPLIFIED!

  45. Stephanie Sturgis says:

    Hear ye! Hear ye! I would never (mega)phone it in when performing on the stage at The Ryman.

  46. Clare Russell says:

    Constant Cra….hey…(tap tap) Is this thing on?!?

  47. newscoma says:

    This is all the mic I’d need at the Ryman.

  48. Brianne says:

    “We have the place surrounded, come out with your hands up! Or, just go to my concert at the Ryman…what’s it gonna be, punk?!?”

  49. Randy Reeves says:


  50. Clare Russell says:

    Lalalaaaa…wait hellloo? Is this thing on??!!

  51. Bridgett says:

    “Hey…why does this seem familiar???”

  52. Clare Russell says:

    Heeelllooooo?! Is this thing on??!

  53. Mike says:

    Hey, I know this is Nashville where you all think you’re better than me, but please stop talking to your friends during my performance and STFU!

  54. Natalie bradley says:

    “Hey! The bottom dropped out of my Big Gulp!”

  55. Joe says:

    I don’t know what this is, but I think I’ll sing into it.

  56. Bill Brown says:

    KD + Ryman = Mega•Fun.

  57. Joe says:

    “mM hairs style?…I just put this lamp shade on my head for a few hours, take it off and wallah!”

  58. Will says:


  59. Marianne says:

    Hey Lightning 100! You have to give Marianne tickets to my show! I can’t take the stage if she isn’t there!

  60. Dawn says:

    Hey Nashville! You should really give my early country stuff a listen! It’s pretty great!

  61. Jennifer Shannon says:

    Calling all Angels …

  62. kp says:

    Hey Lightning 100 – spin my single!!

  63. Joe says:

    “I pulled this lamp shade of my head and got this cool hair style”

  64. Jen says:

    Hey Lightning 100, why won’t you play my new album! It was recorded here in Nashville! And it’s super fabulous.

  65. Ray Pears says:

    This makes catching grapes soooooooo much easier!!!

  66. Lindsey says:

    Heeeeeeeey youuuuuu guyyyyyyyys!

  67. Tracy says:

    This is how I practice. (It’s also cool to sing into when I’m finished.)

  68. Ashley says:

    I’m way too classy to put the lampshade on my head…

  69. Danielle says:

    I’m down to my last cigarette!!

  70. Sue Thompson (Shugie) says:

    Wow!!! With my voice AND this thing I could shake the seats and possibly bring the house down!!!! SissboomBANG!!!

  71. Sue Thompson (Shugie) says:

    Hey Nashville!!!! Can Ya hear me now???? I’m back and gonna “Sing It Loud” at the Ryman!!! There’ll be a whole lot of SissBoomBanging and Lightning that night!!!!!

  72. Kathryn says:

    This looks like a dog’s “cone of shame”! Mwahahahaha!